I had an alarm clock for screw up & I wouldn't give it up, until I did & then I was like 'Where's my alarm clock for screw up?' & I couldn't find it & I asked an old lady who was passing by & she said 'Maybe you left it somewhere' & I said 'Oh, shut up, what do you know!' & she said 'Everything' & I said 'Ok, I'll go get you your glass of water and place it by the nightstand before you go to sleep, gramma.' & she said 'Don't forget to live a little bit while you're at it, dear.' & I said 'Sure, nana, I'll get right on that!' & then I found my alarm clock & I didn't need anything else & that was pretty much the end of the story.

Silly, silly story, gramma.
You're thirsty.
I'm careful.
And you'd think it should've been the other way around...